¿Sabés Qué?... No te banco!

Vos, que me hinchás los quinotos con dormirte sentado al lado mío en el ómibus, que te desparramás como si el asiento fuera un sillón de living, y te me vas cayendo encima todo sudado y apestoso... sabés qué, minusválido mental? La próxima vez voy a poner en práctica un truquito que me madaron hace poco. De una y para que te dé un buen infarto masivo, así no molestás más, mugroso cochino...

Cómo manejar a compañeros de asiento insoportables (léase pelotudos, taradúpidos, molestos, andropáusicos) en un viaje (ómnibus, aviones, trenes, subtes, etc.).

Si estás sentado junto a alguien que te irrita al extremo en un viaje, seguí estas instrucciones:

1 - Discretamente y con mucha calma, saboreando el final, abrí la funda de tu Laptop.
2 - Quita la laptop de la funda, con movimientos lentos y pausados.
3 - Prendéla, asegurándote que la alimaña estúpida a tu lado, esté mirando la pantalla.
4 - Cerrá tus ojos teatralmente, levanta tu cabeza hacia el cielo, mueve tus labios como si estuvieras haciendo una plegaria.
5 - y aprieta Acá.

6 - Muajajajajajajajajaj!!!

Para terminar una canción que me costó un quinoto conseguir, y que me encanta!!!

DIANA
Münchener Freiheit

Long ago and in my mind
I can see your face lonely and lost in time
Ooh
You are gone like yesteryear
But the memories never will disappear
I think of you
I think of you

Yes, it's true, I can't pretend
That the time could heal the taste of the bitter end
Ooh
Yes, it's hard to understand
Why we come and go like circles upon the sand
I think of you

Diana
I know you're here
I close my eyes and see your face
That's all I have to do
To be with you
Diana
I know you're here
Although I cannot touch your face
I know what I can do
To be with you
Diana
I know you're here
I close my eyes and see your face
That's all I have to do
To be with you

Long ago, so far away
Still the afterglow is living with me today
Ooh
You are gone like yesteryear
But the memories never will disappear
I think of you

Diana
I know you're here
I close my eyes and see your face
That's all I have to do
To be with you
Diana
I know you're here
Although I cannot touch your face
I know what I can do
To be with you
To be with you
To be with you

Diana
I know you're here
I close my eyes and see your face
That's all I have to do
To be with you
Diana
I know you're here
Although I cannot touch your face
I know what I can do
To be with you
Diana
I know you're here
I close my eyes and see your face
That's all I have to do
To be with you

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